Scene: 12am, couple in bed reading Canadian Living magazines looking for dinner for the next night.
K: Are you flipping through that whole magazine? There is an index at the back you know.
J: I know there is. I like to flip through it.
K: You're a flippin' moron.
J: Sweetie, use words that help, not words that hurt.
*pause*
K: Didn't you call me a forgetful Ass-Bitch the other night!?!
*pause*
J: Oh...When did I call you that?
*pause*
K: I can't remember...I KNOW you did!
Fin
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