WHY!!! That's all I want to know!!!

So to put the proverbial cherry on my cake...I HAVE FRICKIN' PINK EYE! I can't tell you how much I hate this particular illness. I hate the drops, I hate how my eyes feel, I hate how my eyes look...ARG! I can't tell you how much I would give right now for one solid week of being healthy and having a good night's sleep. :(