My first stab at Memy Goodness...

Okay so what the hell is "Memy" Goodness? I like the stuff, am going to shoot my own out there but where did the name come from? Anyway, here goes...

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.
And the list is:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... ...If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...If I could be a monkey's uncle...
If I could be a CSI...If I could be a contortionist... If I could be a TV preacher...

Mine:

If I could be a farmer...I would stamp my feet and clap my hands and turn around to view my land.

If I could be a painter... My self expressionism would be done through glitter and maccaroni on construction paper.

If I could be a gardener...I would cherish the little lives that I would care for and then harvest their asses mercilessly in the fall! >:)

If I could be a bonnie pirate...YAR! I would be a pirate and would tell the world of our love of cookies! gar.

If I could be a contortionist...I could kiss my own ass goodbye

How's zat?

Buh Bye!